Episodes

Bonus Episode 17: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.4
Oct. 4, 2022

Bonus Episode 17: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.4

Tree chomper combat; A near death experience; Someone left behind.  Goblet (Roy), Kaurnflek (Juanne) and Goblet (Willy) face off against Herbert and his Moondeer coffee kobolds in a final fight. This the end of arc (to be continued?) -- we'll be back wit...
Bonus Episode 16: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.3
Sept. 20, 2022

Bonus Episode 16: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.3

Lots of sleepy orcs; A stabby stabby party; Fruit smoothies galore. Goblet continues to fend off the incoming Moon Deer Coffee kobolds. Gobplerk finds a new home for Bill and Ysenia. Kaurnflek tries to connect with the youths.  Roy, Willy and Juanne, as ...
Bonus Episode 15: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.2
Sept. 6, 2022

Bonus Episode 15: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.2

Roy, Willy and Juanne, as Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek, respectively, return for the final standalone arc of a bonus goblin episodes as they continue their search for Gobplerk and Kaurnflek's missing parents. Check out bonus episodes 1-5 and 11-13 for ...
Warmup 1: Impromptu Spooky Shopping
Aug. 30, 2022

Warmup 1: Impromptu Spooky Shopping

CW: Mild spooky horror. This is a short improv warmup session with Roy, Juanne, and Willy as their goblin characters (Gobplerk, Kaurnflek and Goblet, respectively) encounter something supernatural at the shopping mall.  We're considering releasing this t...
Bonus Episode 14: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.1
Aug. 23, 2022

Bonus Episode 14: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.1

Roy, Willy and Juanne, as Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek, respectively, return for the final standalone arc of a bonus goblin episodes as they continue their search for Gobplerk and Kaurnflek's missing parents. Check out bonus episodes 1-5 and 11-13 for ...
Episode 45: Totally Suspicious Allergies
Aug. 16, 2022

Episode 45: Totally Suspicious Allergies

Just kidding, no fight; Tree helps Hyrkir gets a girl; The back room revealed. The party manages to get all three electors to choose them, ensuring their access to the back of Lillian's apartment. Sneaking away from the presentation, they make some unexp...
Episode 44: Astoundingly Meta Roleplaying
Aug. 9, 2022

Episode 44: Astoundingly Meta Roleplaying

Conversation starter; Tanks and Airplanes roleplaying; Debt collectors come. The party continues to smooze in order to gain access to the back room. Niclaus scares away one elector; Hyrkir attracts a different one. Seirys uses her board game skills to ba...
Episode 43: Unexpectedly Average Talent
Aug. 2, 2022

Episode 43: Unexpectedly Average Talent

Goodbye, Wand of Smiles; No one knows how to socialize; Magic piano. The party starts socializing with the partygoers to try and gain entry into the investment pitch and the back area. Seirys trades her wand for important information regarding one of the...
Episode 42: Impressively Fancy Masquerade
July 19, 2022

Episode 42: Impressively Fancy Masquerade

Time to go party; Masks of cat, parrot, giraffe; The start of a plan. The party infiltrates the party of their foe, Lillian, and attempt to find a way to get into the backroom. The investment opportunity is networking.  Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Pe...
Episode 41: Nervously Delicious Pre-game
July 12, 2022

Episode 41: Nervously Delicious Pre-game

A diner meeting; Crash an investment party; Time for new clothing. The party meets up at a diner after being bailed out by Virginia and Galazar, and receive instructions for their next task -- infiltrating Lillian's investment party. The group does some ...
Episode 40: Magically Enhanced Interrogation
June 21, 2022

Episode 40: Magically Enhanced Interrogation

Legal help needed; Zone of truth is expensive; What is due process? Seirys and Hyrkir undergo police interrogation over Valerie's death. Niclaus seeks the help of Alistair, attorney at law. Not lying can be difficult.  Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Wak...
Episode 39: Annoyingly Invisible Enemy
June 14, 2022

Episode 39: Annoyingly Invisible Enemy

Taco brunch goes wrong; Unseen enemy attacks; Police brutality. We're back to the main campaign this week! An invisible creature attacks Valerie. The party fights back. Once again, back to incarceration. We'll try to finish the goblin arc sometime in the...
Bonus Episode 13: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt.3
May 31, 2022

Bonus Episode 13: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt.3

Smoothie Lord fruit orcs; Surviving the trial of fruit; Fruit mother emerges.  Goblet, Kaurnflek and Lloyd are forced to undergo the trial of fruit by the Smoothie Lord orcs. Gobplerk attempts an unconventional rescue.  Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Mi...
Bonus Episode 12: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt. 2
May 24, 2022

Bonus Episode 12: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt. 2

Moon Deer Coffee Beans; A trip through the dense jungle; My favorite trap. Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek continue their journey to find their kobold father, but encounter some weird corporations along the way.  Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Mining Tow...
Bonus Episode 11: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt. 1
May 17, 2022

Bonus Episode 11: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt. 1

Roy, Willy and Juanne, as Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek, respectively, return for the final standalone arc of a bonus goblin episodes as they continue their search for Gobplerk and Kaurnflek's missing parents. Check out bonus episodes 1-5 for the whole ...
Episode 38: Definitely Not-a Trap
May 10, 2022

Episode 38: Definitely Not-a Trap

An awkward escape; Gobzi is my favorite; A confrontation. Seirys finally opens the letter she received last episode. A "follow that taxi" scene ensues. Seirys and Valerie confront each other. Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Oubliette -- Presence of Musi...
Episode 37: Fairly Lofty Explosion
May 3, 2022

Episode 37: Fairly Lofty Explosion

Mid-air explosions; That's how the cheesecake crumbles; Handwritten letter. Niclaus survives mostly unscathed from the bomb blast. A cursory investigation points toward a familiar foe. A mysterious letter arrives.  Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Night T...
Appropriately Timed Anniversary
April 26, 2022

Appropriately Timed Anniversary

Our thoughts and feelings about hitting the one year anniversary of the podcast, the plot so far, and a glimpse into potential bonus episodes. Thanks again for listening, and let us know your thoughts and feelings by connecting with us on Instagram, Twit...
Episode 36: Seriously Impaired Intelligence
April 12, 2022

Episode 36: Seriously Impaired Intelligence

Eating cake supplies; A chaotic trap escape; Niklaus misty steps. Seirys takes a hit to her intellect. Confusing and fighting spreads among the two groups. The party is called back to the plaza for an emergency.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Haunted ...
Episode 35: Undeniably Chic Decorating
April 5, 2022

Episode 35: Undeniably Chic Decorating

Trip to the restroom; A familiar foe? Or friend?; Nefarious trap. The party investigates Valerie's precinct, and become acquainted with her co-workers. An old foe appears, but maybe they're friends now? Creepy music makes some people dumb.  Beatdown City...
Episode 34: Vicariously Traumatic Dreams
March 22, 2022

Episode 34: Vicariously Traumatic Dreams

Shopping investment; Performance, how does it work?; Boulder, Parchment, sword. Niklaus remembers his backstory in a dream, then takes dream dance lessons. The party goes shopping. Niklaus and Hyrkir battle each other while waiting for their ride.  Follo...
Episode 33: Clearly Official Questioning
March 15, 2022

Episode 33: Clearly Official Questioning

A tired escape; Sewer pirate strikes again; Interrogation. The party heads into the sewers to escape the aftermath of their car chase. Someone tries to rob them. A cursory interrogation reveals a familiar name for Niclaus. Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis...
Episode 32: Intensely Anti-vegetarian Chase
March 1, 2022

Episode 32: Intensely Anti-vegetarian Chase

A car chase ensues; Vegetable vendors suffer; A fiery ending.  The party chases down Rork in a conveniently located levitating fantasy land rover. Numerous fruit and vegetables are destroyed.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Action Epic Cinematic Victor...
Episode 31: Milky Tentacle Club-fight
Feb. 22, 2022

Episode 31: Milky Tentacle Club-fight

Negotiations; Overly descriptive spell; A pursuit begins. The party encounters Rork, the gnoll gang leader. A fight breaks out in the club. Tentacles appear. Everyone is scarred.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Calm The Fuck Down -- Broke for Free, CCB...