Season 2

Episode 50: Recklessly Magical Attrition

Nov. 22, 2022

Battle of cantrips; Death by a thousand magics; Secret underneath.  The party faces off with Lillian, who offers Niklaus a choice. A long struggle with a shocking amount of DM natural 1s occurs. Hyrkir, Niclaus and Seirys st…

Episode 48: Slightly Belated Rescue

Nov. 1, 2022

Weapons exercise; Free magitech everywhere; Another battle. Hyrkir, Niclaus and Seirys return to find the plaza under attack. They promptly jump into the fray. Allies help.  Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Schoolyard Spy -- …

Episode 47: Evenly Distributed Justice

Oct. 18, 2022

Invisible fight; A Valdivian weapon; No time for justice. The party fights the invisible stalker sent to kill them, and then hurry back to save the plaza.  Beatdown City -- Darren Curtis; Tactical War; We've Been Breached --…

Episode 46: Helpfully Revealing PowerPoint

Oct. 11, 2022

A destroyed office; Look at these slide transitions; Enemy returns. Hyrkir (Jeremiah), Niklaus (Roy) and Seirys (Mitchell) finish teleporting and discover a destroyed branch office of a mysterious company. They learn about t…

Bonus Episode 17: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.4

Oct. 4, 2022

Tree chomper combat; A near death experience; Someone left behind.  Goblet (Roy), Kaurnflek (Juanne) and Goblet (Willy) face off against Herbert and his Moondeer coffee kobolds in a final fight. This the end of arc (to be co…

Bonus Episode 16: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.3

Sept. 20, 2022

Lots of sleepy orcs; A stabby stabby party; Fruit smoothies galore. Goblet continues to fend off the incoming Moon Deer Coffee kobolds. Gobplerk finds a new home for Bill and Ysenia. Kaurnflek tries to connect with the youth…

Bonus Episode 15: Truly Kobold Parents Pt.2

Sept. 6, 2022

Roy, Willy and Juanne, as Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek, respectively, return for the final standalone arc of a bonus goblin episodes as they continue their search for Gobplerk and Kaurnflek's missing parents. Check out bon…

Warmup 1: Impromptu Spooky Shopping

Aug. 30, 2022

CW: Mild spooky horror. This is a short improv warmup session with Roy, Juanne, and Willy as their goblin characters (Gobplerk, Kaurnflek and Goblet, respectively) encounter something supernatural at the shopping mall.  We'r…

Episode 45: Totally Suspicious Allergies

Aug. 16, 2022

Just kidding, no fight; Tree helps Hyrkir gets a girl; The back room revealed. The party manages to get all three electors to choose them, ensuring their access to the back of Lillian's apartment. Sneaking away from the pres…

Episode 44: Astoundingly Meta Roleplaying

Aug. 9, 2022

Conversation starter; Tanks and Airplanes roleplaying; Debt collectors come. The party continues to smooze in order to gain access to the back room. Niclaus scares away one elector; Hyrkir attracts a different one. Seirys us…

Episode 43: Unexpectedly Average Talent

Aug. 2, 2022

Goodbye, Wand of Smiles; No one knows how to socialize; Magic piano. The party starts socializing with the partygoers to try and gain entry into the investment pitch and the back area. Seirys trades her wand for important in…

Episode 41: Nervously Delicious Pre-game

July 12, 2022

A diner meeting; Crash an investment party; Time for new clothing. The party meets up at a diner after being bailed out by Virginia and Galazar, and receive instructions for their next task -- infiltrating Lillian's investm…

Episode 40: Magically Enhanced Interrogation

June 21, 2022

Legal help needed; Zone of truth is expensive; What is due process? Seirys and Hyrkir undergo police interrogation over Valerie's death. Niclaus seeks the help of Alistair, attorney at law. Not lying can be difficult.  Bea…

Episode 39: Annoyingly Invisible Enemy

June 14, 2022

Taco brunch goes wrong; Unseen enemy attacks; Police brutality. We're back to the main campaign this week! An invisible creature attacks Valerie. The party fights back. Once again, back to incarceration. We'll try to finish …

Bonus Episode 13: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt.3

May 31, 2022

Smoothie Lord fruit orcs; Surviving the trial of fruit; Fruit mother emerges.  Goblet, Kaurnflek and Lloyd are forced to undergo the trial of fruit by the Smoothie Lord orcs. Gobplerk attempts an unconventional rescue.  Be…

Bonus Episode 12: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt. 2

May 24, 2022

Moon Deer Coffee Beans; A trip through the dense jungle; My favorite trap. Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek continue their journey to find their kobold father, but encounter some weird corporations along the way.  Beatdown C…

Bonus Episode 11: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt. 1

May 17, 2022

Roy, Willy and Juanne, as Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek, respectively, return for the final standalone arc of a bonus goblin episodes as they continue their search for Gobplerk and Kaurnflek's missing parents. Check out bon…

Episode 38: Definitely Not-a Trap

May 10, 2022

An awkward escape; Gobzi is my favorite; A confrontation. Seirys finally opens the letter she received last episode. A "follow that taxi" scene ensues. Seirys and Valerie confront each other. Beatdown City  -- Darren Curti…

Episode 37: Fairly Lofty Explosion

May 3, 2022

Mid-air explosions; That's how the cheesecake crumbles; Handwritten letter. Niclaus survives mostly unscathed from the bomb blast. A cursory investigation points toward a familiar foe. A mysterious letter arrives.  Beatdow…

Appropriately Timed Anniversary

April 26, 2022

Our thoughts and feelings about hitting the one year anniversary of the podcast, the plot so far, and a glimpse into potential bonus episodes. Thanks again for listening, and let us know your thoughts and feelings by connect…

Episode 36: Seriously Impaired Intelligence

April 12, 2022

Eating cake supplies; A chaotic trap escape; Niklaus misty steps. Seirys takes a hit to her intellect. Confusing and fighting spreads among the two groups. The party is called back to the plaza for an emergency.  Beatdown …

Episode 35: Undeniably Chic Decorating

April 5, 2022

Trip to the restroom; A familiar foe? Or friend?; Nefarious trap. The party investigates Valerie's precinct, and become acquainted with her co-workers. An old foe appears, but maybe they're friends now? Creepy music makes s…

Episode 34: Vicariously Traumatic Dreams

March 22, 2022

Shopping investment; Performance, how does it work?; Boulder, Parchment, sword. Niklaus remembers his backstory in a dream, then takes dream dance lessons. The party goes shopping. Niklaus and Hyrkir battle each other while…

Episode 33: Clearly Official Questioning

March 15, 2022

A tired escape; Sewer pirate strikes again; Interrogation. The party heads into the sewers to escape the aftermath of their car chase. Someone tries to rob them. A cursory interrogation reveals a familiar name for Niclaus. …

Episode 32: Intensely Anti-vegetarian Chase

March 1, 2022

A car chase ensues; Vegetable vendors suffer; A fiery ending.  The party chases down Rork in a conveniently located levitating fantasy land rover. Numerous fruit and vegetables are destroyed.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curt…

Episode 31: Milky Tentacle Club-fight

Feb. 22, 2022

Negotiations; Overly descriptive spell; A pursuit begins. The party encounters Rork, the gnoll gang leader. A fight breaks out in the club. Tentacles appear. Everyone is scarred.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Calm The …

Episode 30: Impromptu Meat Inspection

Jan. 25, 2022

We're here for your meat; Weak office security; Wreaking the dance floor. Hyrkir, Niklaus and Seirys continue to infiltrate the gnoll club, after which they attempt to sneak a look at the gang's mysterious connection.  Bea…

Episode 29: Mostly Bamboo Facts

Jan. 18, 2022

Chasing gnoll vandals; 'Find Steed' is complicated; Bamboo facts galore. Hyrkir, Niklaus and Seirys follow the trail of some gnoll vandals who attempted to intimidate the plaza residents. Seirys gets to use a new spell. We …

Episode 28: Suddenly Character Sheets

Jan. 11, 2022

A tiny recap; Niclaus, Hyrkir and Seirys; Drunk awakening. This is a short episode to recap the events thus far of season 2 and a discussion of the character sheets for Niclaus, Hyrkir and Seirys (in case anybody was wonder…

Bonus Episode 10: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt.5

Dec. 21, 2021

Remembered the dog; Finance is complicated; Austin saves the day. The gang tries to get a permit but are asked to "take care of" the old lady they cut in front of three episodes ago.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Quiet…

Bonus Episode 9: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt.4

Dec. 14, 2021

Missing manager; What is an NFFT?; We don't know either. We apologize in advance for a mostly incorrectly described analogy of what an NFT is. Good thing we're not the financial advice podcast.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Cu…

Bonus Episode 8: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt. 3

Dec. 7, 2021

Effective disguise; Missing account manager; Investigating. Ella, Steeve and Cayenne head to the bank to open a business account, but the account manager is missing. They are asked to investigate her (stinky) disappearance.…

Bonus Episode 7: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt. 2

Nov. 30, 2021

Suck it, old lady; The unpaid interns strike back; What is in a name? Roy and Anastasia learn the importance of enunciating their "k" sounds as the party heads off to register their business name. Ella, Cayenne and Steeve g…

Bonus Episode 6: Taco-y Financial Relations

Nov. 23, 2021

Lofty taco goals; Getting the gang together; Time for paperwork. In this bonus arc, one of the police officers who chased the characters in episode 17 of the main campaign gives up his job to follow his dream of starting …

Episode 27: Mildly Chaotic Dinner

Nov. 16, 2021

It's time for dinner; Just kidding, monster attack; Planning the next move. Hyrkir, Seirys and Niclaus go to dinner with their new landlord. A dusty monster attacks. The party plans their next move.

Episode 26: Mostly Friendly Neighborhood

Nov. 9, 2021

How do I make friends?; A curious fishing trip; Scouting the neighbors. The party has some downtime to shop, explore and talk to people. Hyrkir and Niclaus finally learn what month it is.

Episode 25: Abnormally Violent Rent

Nov. 2, 2021

Making new allies; The best reward is free rent; A new gang appears. Hyrkir and Niclaus finally find Tygrr, who agrees to help find answers. The party finds a new home, but appears to be under threat.

Episode 24: Angry Gnoll Robbers

Oct. 26, 2021

Angry, violent gnolls; I guess we're teaming up now; Bye, Olivia. Hyrkir, Seirys and Niclaus join forces to take down nasty gnoll robbers, and then discover they are headed toward the same destination.

Episode 23: Ghostly Home Economics

Oct. 19, 2021

Cake-related death; Destitution really sucks; A fated meeting.  Hyrkir and Niklaus confront the ghost of being lost, and work to obtain funds. Seirys begins her journey.

Episode 22: Neatly Helpful Recap

Oct. 12, 2021

Mostly just recap; The party gets themselves lost; A spooky event.  Niklaus and Hyrkir recap the events of season one as they travel through the district of Canaloon.

Episode 21: Fully New Character

Oct. 5, 2021

Mitchell, our new player; Seirys, his new character; Setting explainer.  This episode introduces Mitchell as our new player, as well as his character, Sirris, ahead of the season 2 arc. It also serves as an explainer abou…