Episodes

Bonus Episode 11: Curiously Peculiar Nature Pt. 1

May 17, 2022

Roy, Willy and Juanne, as Gobplerk, Goblet and Kaurnflek, respectively, return for the final standalone arc of a bonus goblin episodes as they continue their search for Gobplerk and Kaurnflek's missing parents. Check out bon…

Episode 38: Definitely Not-a Trap

May 10, 2022

An awkward escape; Gobzi is my favorite; A confrontation. Seirys finally opens the letter she received last episode. A "follow that taxi" scene ensues. Seirys and Valerie confront each other. Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis;…

Episode 37: Fairly Lofty Explosion

May 3, 2022

Mid-air explosions; That's how the cheesecake crumbles; Handwritten letter. Niclaus survives mostly unscathed from the bomb blast. A cursory investigation points toward a familiar foe. A mysterious letter arrives.  Beatdown …

Appropriately Timed Anniversary

April 26, 2022

Our thoughts and feelings about hitting the one year anniversary of the podcast, the plot so far, and a glimpse into potential bonus episodes. Thanks again for listening, and let us know your thoughts and feelings by connect…

Episode 36: Seriously Impaired Intelligence

April 12, 2022

Eating cake supplies; A chaotic trap escape; Niklaus misty steps. Seirys takes a hit to her intellect. Confusing and fighting spreads among the two groups. The party is called back to the plaza for an emergency.  Beatdown Ci…

Episode 35: Undeniably Chic Decorating

April 5, 2022

Trip to the restroom; A familiar foe? Or friend?; Nefarious trap. The party investigates Valerie's precinct, and become acquainted with her co-workers. An old foe appears, but maybe they're friends now? Creepy music makes so…

Episode 34: Vicariously Traumatic Dreams

March 22, 2022

Shopping investment; Performance, how does it work?; Boulder, Parchment, sword. Niklaus remembers his backstory in a dream, then takes dream dance lessons. The party goes shopping. Niklaus and Hyrkir battle each other while …

Episode 33: Clearly Official Questioning

March 15, 2022

A tired escape; Sewer pirate strikes again; Interrogation. The party heads into the sewers to escape the aftermath of their car chase. Someone tries to rob them. A cursory interrogation reveals a familiar name for Niclaus. B…

Episode 32: Intensely Anti-vegetarian Chase

March 1, 2022

A car chase ensues; Vegetable vendors suffer; A fiery ending.  The party chases down Rork in a conveniently located levitating fantasy land rover. Numerous fruit and vegetables are destroyed.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis…

Episode 31: Milky Tentacle Club-fight

Feb. 22, 2022

Negotiations; Overly descriptive spell; A pursuit begins. The party encounters Rork, the gnoll gang leader. A fight breaks out in the club. Tentacles appear. Everyone is scarred.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Calm The Fu…

Episode 30: Impromptu Meat Inspection

Jan. 25, 2022

We're here for your meat; Weak office security; Wreaking the dance floor. Hyrkir, Niklaus and Seirys continue to infiltrate the gnoll club, after which they attempt to sneak a look at the gang's mysterious connection.  Beatd…

Episode 29: Mostly Bamboo Facts

Jan. 18, 2022

Chasing gnoll vandals; 'Find Steed' is complicated; Bamboo facts galore. Hyrkir, Niklaus and Seirys follow the trail of some gnoll vandals who attempted to intimidate the plaza residents. Seirys gets to use a new spell. We a…

Episode 28: Suddenly Character Sheets

Jan. 11, 2022

A tiny recap; Niclaus, Hyrkir and Seirys; Drunk awakening. This is a short episode to recap the events thus far of season 2 and a discussion of the character sheets for Niclaus, Hyrkir and Seirys (in case anybody was wonderi…

Bonus Episode 10: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt.5

Dec. 21, 2021

Remembered the dog; Finance is complicated; Austin saves the day. The gang tries to get a permit but are asked to "take care of" the old lady they cut in front of three episodes ago.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curtis; Quiet t…

Bonus Episode 9: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt.4

Dec. 14, 2021

Missing manager; What is an NFFT?; We don't know either. We apologize in advance for a mostly incorrectly described analogy of what an NFT is. Good thing we're not the financial advice podcast.  Beatdown City  -- Darren Curt…

Bonus Episode 8: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt. 3

Dec. 7, 2021

Effective disguise; Missing account manager; Investigating. Ella, Steeve and Cayenne head to the bank to open a business account, but the account manager is missing. They are asked to investigate her (stinky) disappearance. …

Bonus Episode 7: Taco-y Financial Relations Pt. 2

Nov. 30, 2021

Suck it, old lady; The unpaid interns strike back; What is in a name? Roy and Anastasia learn the importance of enunciating their "k" sounds as the party heads off to register their business name. Ella, Cayenne and Steeve ge…

Bonus Episode 6: Taco-y Financial Relations

Nov. 23, 2021

Lofty taco goals; Getting the gang together; Time for paperwork. In this bonus arc, one of the police officers who chased the characters in episode 17 of the main campaign gives up his job to follow his dream of starting …

Episode 27: Mildly Chaotic Dinner

Nov. 16, 2021

It's time for dinner; Just kidding, monster attack; Planning the next move. Hyrkir, Seirys and Niclaus go to dinner with their new landlord. A dusty monster attacks. The party plans their next move.

Episode 26: Mostly Friendly Neighborhood

Nov. 9, 2021

How do I make friends?; A curious fishing trip; Scouting the neighbors. The party has some downtime to shop, explore and talk to people. Hyrkir and Niclaus finally learn what month it is.

Episode 25: Abnormally Violent Rent

Nov. 2, 2021

Making new allies; The best reward is free rent; A new gang appears. Hyrkir and Niclaus finally find Tygrr, who agrees to help find answers. The party finds a new home, but appears to be under threat.

Episode 24: Angry Gnoll Robbers

Oct. 26, 2021

Angry, violent gnolls; I guess we're teaming up now; Bye, Olivia. Hyrkir, Seirys and Niclaus join forces to take down nasty gnoll robbers, and then discover they are headed toward the same destination.

Episode 23: Ghostly Home Economics

Oct. 19, 2021

Cake-related death; Destitution really sucks; A fated meeting.  Hyrkir and Niklaus confront the ghost of being lost, and work to obtain funds. Seirys begins her journey.

Episode 22: Neatly Helpful Recap

Oct. 12, 2021

Mostly just recap; The party gets themselves lost; A spooky event.  Niklaus and Hyrkir recap the events of season one as they travel through the district of Canaloon.